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headofaperture replied to your post: …you look familiar. Do I know you?

Ah. That name is old, childhood even. Strange that a detective from a few books suddenly shows up. I had no idea they were real. It’s a pleasure Mr. Holmes.

My friend and colleague Dr. Watson has a way with words, but I have always been very real. Forgive me, but I do not think I caught your name.

Oh yes, where are my manners?

The name is Cave Johnson! Head of Aperture Science Innovators.

Mr. Johnson, a pleasure to make your acquaintance. *holds out hand*

I am afraid I am not familiar with Aperture, though I fancy myself a man of science on occasion.

[shakes his hand firmly]

I’d show you around the facility but the main computer is doing some renovations. Maybe next time you’re here, it’ll be done.

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headofaperture replied to your post: …you look familiar. Do I know you?

Ah. That name is old, childhood even. Strange that a detective from a few books suddenly shows up. I had no idea they were real. It’s a pleasure Mr. Holmes.

My friend and colleague Dr. Watson has a way with words, but I have always been very real. Forgive me, but I do not think I caught your name.

Oh yes, where are my manners?

The name is Cave Johnson! Head of Aperture Science Innovators.

thecumbermaster replied to your post: Things Cave Johnson gets bored with: Muffins are amazing and you are a twisted parody of a human being for implying otherwise.

Cake is so much better. Give me one muffin you think tastes better than cake and I’ll shoot it into space. Because no muffin tastes better than Cake.

Staring Empty space isn’t as interesting as it was the first five minutes I started watching it

Paperwork akskddhajd, paperwork [grumbles angrily]

Walls They’re too stuffy if you ask me, to much linear, not enough unpredictability

Containers I am not amused

Flashing lights After the third blinding light I began to see a pattern and then suddenly lost interest

Turbo rockets that aren’t turbo It should have been faster. The boys need to work harder

And muffins I loathe muffins; unless they’re being destroyed by science!

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